May 2013
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
cowboybeboop:
you say louis vuitton i say lisa frank
Problems with being a male
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internetexplorers:
hey Siri where can i get the dankest weed
1 tag
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
Watchtomahok:
my mother does not care about fashion
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snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
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foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
dogesexual:
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
Watchstilldefending:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
deadmaid:
sarahsprite:
deadmaid:
lvkesprite:
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
westbor0baptistchurch:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
maliciousmelons:
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
justgivemeafan:
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
Watchfawnkitten:
ITS BACK
DEAR LORD ITS BACK. YES
