lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag.
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
fawnkitten: ITS BACK DEAR LORD ITS BACK. YES
cerlys: When you lie down on your back without a bra on and your boobs do the thing
palmtree77332923058934249857432: I want to go back to 2008 when the cool thing to do was have your friends over to play rock band
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
boywitch: cosmicam-amor: boywitch: why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u What?