May 2013
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
May 22nd
31,261 notes
cowboybeboop: you say louis vuitton i say lisa frank
May 22nd
726 notes
Problems with being a male
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May 21st
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internetexplorers: hey Siri where can i get the dankest weed
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
198,414 notes
1 tag
lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion
May 19th
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1 tag
May 19th
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snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.  and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”  he said...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
May 19th
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May 19th
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dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
May 19th
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stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
May 19th
135,259 notes
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
May 19th
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May 19th
118,013 notes
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
May 19th
120,476 notes
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
12,909 notes
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
May 18th
59,232 notes
May 18th
23,671 notes
westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag.
May 18th
31,957 notes
May 18th
116,121 notes
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
62,894 notes
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
May 17th
43,716 notes
May 17th
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May 17th
28,457 notes
May 12th
1,205 notes
justgivemeafan: well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status. 
May 12th
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fawnkitten: ITS BACK DEAR LORD ITS BACK. YES
May 12th
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