Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
(Source: epic-humor, via magicconchshell)
what old joke are we going to bring back next
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(Source: dungeonsanddamsels, via shavingryansprivates)
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer